FidelCatsro's Journal: F.PITA.YFB

*Warning the Following JE was written by Beer , all contents are by angry Yeast in my stomach .PETA Do not help the Yeast "

Which Stands for F*ck (u)PITA , You Fascist B*stards .(a)
My new Ultra liberal Movement to stop Fascist Right wing organisations such as PETA from Perverting the natural order of things.
Right , Lets get this straight . I could never hurt an animal and think it is abhorrent to cause suffering to another living thing (outside of self defence) .
Which is precisely the reason I think PETA are scum .
If you love animals then please remember that people are animals as well .
I don't see PETA members throwing red paint on Lions for mutilating Zebras .. why exactly .
They are one of the most hypocritical organisations in the world , they give a bad name to us liberals .
They offend the very notion of Ecological and ethical rights .

Fascists , simple as that . Trying to force their will upon others by violence , be it mental or physical .

I do admit I am a rather Hard lined liberal and could be considered an extremist .I hold this to heart though.
Support organisations such as the SSPCA or RSPCA , Not those bastards at PETA or their friends the ALF ,

(I honestly don't like PETA really , but I thought I would parody something .. I was drunk I forgot what I was parodying , answers to that win a prize)

Definition of PETA

[winkydink]

People Eating Tasty Animals

The cuter the animal, thebetter it tastes. Bunnies? Yum. Deer? Double-yum!

Re:Definition of PETA

[ediron2]

Nice try, but cute has nothin' to do with tasty:

Butterflies: blech.
Ladybugs: Double Blech.
Most cute birds: aerodynamics and tastiness are mutually exclusive. Not to get all cliche, but a bird couldn't live off what little meat there is in most birds. That said, it is a remarkable coincidence that pheasants are both tasty and pretty.
Chipmunks... erm, no thanks. Cute as hell, but the quantity and quality of eatin' are terrible. I suspect fluffy li'l hamsters fits the same category: all fur, no food.

Meanw

Some animals are more equal than others

[0x461FAB0BD7D2]

Biologically, are humans animals? Yes. Does PETA include humans as a subset of 'animals'? No. Is that wrong? No. While it's not textbook correct, many people understand 'animals' as fauna sans humans. Why does PETA not attempt to protect humans? Simple. That is what civilization and government are for. They have their rights and abilities. Plus, they, according to PETA, are responsible for the unethical treatment of animals. Is it wrong? No. That's what they intended to do.

Again, PETA stands for People for

Re:Some animals are more equal than others

[FidelCatsro]

It does hold ground ,,They should rename themselves .PETA EH? , People for the Ethical treatment of Animals Except Humans.
PETAEHPSIAAETIC :Except Humans , Protozoa ,Small insects and anything else that isn't cute

There is a difference between not protecting humans and Attacking them .

OK I was a bit drunk last night ;) ..I wasn't entirely serious either ... Just dkrun

Re:Some animals are more equal than others

[0x461FAB0BD7D2]

Indeed, there is a difference between not protecting humans and attacking them. The problem in this conundrum lies in the belief that animals can be effectively protected by being non-violent. Of course, the cases of Gandhi and Dr. King will invariably come up. However, neither could have succeeded without violent help from external sources, such as Bhagat Singh and Malcolm X respectively.

Long before PETA got nasty, it was quite subdued. But it hasn't worked. Is violence helping them more? Probably not, but

Re:Some animals are more equal than others

[FidelCatsro]

A bit Drunk means 10 beers ;) Party last night ..
PPS I am not defending my point's too well as 1: they were a slight parody and two .. Pounding head pounding head pounding head ... AGH

Dog Shampoo , Not tested on animals .

Re:Some animals are more equal than others

[0x461FAB0BD7D2]

The good thing about alcohol is that any decent person wouldn't test alcohol on animals as it would be a waste.

Poodle Shampoo: tested on Carrot Top

Re:Some animals are more equal than others

[WilliamSChips]

P.P.S. I'm defending PETA because I'm trying my hand at being a spin doctor. So far, playing the devil's advocate at everything is fun.

But can you defend SCO? Now that's a hard one.

Re:Some animals are more equal than others

[0x461FAB0BD7D2]

SCO is the plaintiff. It would be silly to defend the plaintiff. /scurries away before you realize what happened

Re:Some animals are more equal than others

[WilliamSChips]

What about the countersuits? ;)