FidelCatsro's Journal: MSFT :Misconception

You know for the past few years I have had it in my head that
MSFT ;Microsoft are F*cking twats
MSIE : Microsoft is exploitable
MS-Office : Monopoly suspect Openly Fuels fire in criminal examinations

Makes sense to me
This is what happens when you have a tech firm ruled by marketing so heavily . The virus eventually spreads everywhere . Nowhere to run nowhere to hide , even their developers turn into marketing people .The only way to kill marketing departments is to blow off their heads before they bite you .
We may need to fire bomb the entire company to slow the spread , or even kill it off entirely .
The last thing we need is to have humanity driven to an abandoned bunker somewhere , hordes of marketing men clawing at the door shouting " synergy , Apex , Solution, brains"

How to kill marketing people

[MysteriousPreacher]

The only way to kill marketing departments is to blow off their heads before they bite you .
We may need to fire bomb the entire company to slow the spread , or even kill it off entirely .
The last thing we need is to have humanity driven to an abandoned bunker somewhere , hordes of marketing men clawing at the door shouting " synergy , Apex , Solution, brains"

Wherever there is a zombie infestation or a group of marketing people huddle around a flip-chart, I shall be there with my boomstick.

I think marketing

Re:How to kill marketing people

[FidelCatsro]

I do feel though that the Zombies are less threatening and more erudite

!Cogito ergo dumb

[0x461FAB0BD7D2]

In a world where students are faced with constant leniency in grading and examinations, where labels are put on everything so users don't do something stupid and where average intelligence is seen as a gift, marketing departments the world over are becoming more important. Why? Because they separate the wheat from the chaff.

Those who can't think from themselves, adorably referred to as the "chaff", follow trend-setters, whether they be bloggers, talk show hosts, celebrities or Steve Jobs. Trend-setters are

Re:!Cogito ergo dumb

[FidelCatsro]

Steve Jobs is a show man , and credit where credit is due he does have a head for trends ..
However the job of marketing is not so much bridge between the worlds ... more as a large mountain which makes crossing the gap harder .

Re:!Cogito ergo dumb

[0x461FAB0BD7D2]

Marketing is giving those of us who are less equal than others an avenue to spend their money on amusing themselves so the rest of us can keep the world turning.

It's a good thing

Re:!Cogito ergo dumb

[FidelCatsro]

I think they could waste their money without marketing . All marketing does is try to persuade people to waste their money on a particular product in spite of it's merits or failings .
Marketing in essence is not a bad thing , the bad thing is that it is filled with more bullshit than the combined manure of a million farms .
Let people read honest reviews and catalogues of items . let them decide based on pure fact .
Rather than a half naked chick laying over a car , or a funny cartoon clown trying to make th

You need hard data to back up your assertions.

[BandwidthHog]

uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Microsoft [uncyclopedia.org]

Re:You need hard data to back up your assertions.

[FidelCatsro]

The scary part about uncyclopaedia is that it is occasionally a lot more accurate than wikipedia .. and most other Encyclopaedias you care to mention .