Comment Re: Pizza (Score 1) 197
I need no sympathy
All participants will also receive complimentary cavity-searches at airport checkpoints.
Second prize: two of them.
the world's intellectual elite (slashdot)?
Man, we _are_ in trouble!
"You show me an American who can keep his mouth shut and I'll eat him." -- Newspaperman from Frank Capra's _Meet_John_Doe_