Feces asshole! (Score -1, Troll)

I have a rancid, feces-filled asshole. I know how much Slashdotters love rancid assholes, and since I'm quite fond of having my rancid bowels smooched by fetid cocks, I propose this: Get in line to shove your disgusting cocks into my rotting rectum! Hurry! I can't wait much longer!

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! My asshole is absolutely filled with cum! Cum, along with feces, is pouring out of my asshole as if it's a faucet. What say you?