Wow! Such a thing! While I was reading your comment, the following strange and unlikely event occurred: I expelled flatulence directly out of my own asshole. I guess that proves that your entire comment is completely filled with lies and slander. Otherwise, why would it cause an esteemed individual such as myself to fart out of my own asshole?

Ridiculous! Preposterous! Inconceivable! To make one such as I do such a... thing...

Your comment, and your comment alone, made me shoot a fart out of my very own asshole. My very own asshole. I hope you're proud of yourself, because that's an extremely rare occurrence.