Sigh... Do you fantasize about your job?
Sounds like you've been reading Charles Stross... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Atrocity_Archives
I only got as far in the article as:
Cameron delivers. And Hollywood needs him to now, most especially because if Avatar can repeat the success of Titanic, the movie execs win a huge battle in the fight against piracy, and in the struggle to re-sell their catalogues yet again on Blu-ray....
and realized from this content there was no need to read the rest of the article.
Center meeting at 4pm in 2C-543.