...the world's most dangerous ______ is found in Australia.

Finally, a workplace that's NSFW.

"Who gives this woman to be married to this man?"
"Yes."
"No, I mean who's giving away the bride?"
"That's right."
"... we may be here a while."

I loved the combat system in CTP too. Never understood why everyone hated it so much.

You're just reinventing smart pointers that have existed for yonks. Read up on how to use Boost smart pointers. In fact, reserve a few days just to get an idea of what you can achieve with Boost, it's a huge library.

All I know is, if a girl asks you how much you love her, using a pie chart is not the way to go.

...can I call into work fat?