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Due to my karma, I can only post four times a day now (using both Failure Guy and YOU FAIL IT!). I need your help: I can no longer put down every failure I see.

I note with interest the appearance of First Post Robot. Intended to make first posts automatically, it nonetheless FAILS at every opportunity like some kind of automatic FAILURE machine bringing shame and embarassment to its owner. Know this, you cannot get first post with a robot. First Posting is an a

See, see the FAILURE sky
Marvel at its endless FAILED black depths.
Tell me, IN SOVIET RUSSIA do you
Wonder why the Spork ignores you?
Why its foobly stare
Makes you feel FAILED.
I can tell you, it is
Worried by your facial growth
That looks like CmdrTaco.
What's more, it knows
Your tissues smell of CmdrTaco.
Everything is a FAILURE.
Ask why, why do you even bother?
You only charm Jon Katz.