Failgunner's Journal: Hi, I'm a Total Failure

A little bit about me:

I'm a complete and total idiot. I babble incoherently about things, basing my views exclusively around whatever flashed across the Fox News ticker earlier this morning. It would be bad enough that most of what is on Fox News is a lie to begin with, but I usually only see part of the information, so it's that much worse.

I'm an ASP programmer living in Lake county Oregon (that's as much info as you'll get out of me that isn't satirical). If it weren't for the fact that other people forced me to socialize to a certain point, I'd still be sitting in a cave somewhere cold and naked eating rocks, because I think that change is evil.

Also, a woman's body is mine to do with as I please, George W. Bush is the second coming of Christ, and the only thing worse than a muslim terrorist bombing school children in Israel is a dirty liberal who just won't let me force them to be Christian.

I hope to become a regular contributor to this great community called Slashdot, but something tells me this karma thing (which sounds like an anti-Christian attack from the godless liberals if you ask me) is probably going to keep that from happening.