I've decided that I'm going to release all the software I write on my own under the following:
The Thank You Unlicense
Author: Daniel Dvorkin (2007)
This program (i.e., all program code, libraries, and executables, as well as any accompanying documentation or data) is released under the Thank You Unlicense. This is not, in fact, a software license, because no such licence is needed, as explained below. It may be considered part of the program documentation.
It is masked but always present. I don't know who built to it. It came before the first kernel.