Ethelred Unraed's Journal: I've invented a new word! A *Catholic* word!

In some random musings regarding the functioning (or the lack thereof) of the Apple spellchecker, I have invented a new word:

Mephistophisacriligeousexorcisodocious!

Which just makes me want to sing!

Um beetle beetle beetle um Beelzebub
Um beetle beetle beetle um Beelzebub
Mephistophisacriligeousexorcisodocious
Even though the sin of It is something quite atrocious
If you do it loud enough
You'll always sound ferocious
Mephistophisacriligeousexorcisodocious!
Um beetle beetle beetle um Beelzebub
Um beetle beetle beetle um Beelzebub
Because I didn't like to pray
When I was just a boy
My father gave me hell to pay
And told me I was goy
But then one day I learned a word
That saved me reddened fanny
The biggest word I ever heard
And I heard it from Granny:
Oh, Mephistophisacriligeousexorcisodocious!
Though it's not yet a deadly sin
They just forgot to tell us
If you do it oft enough
You'll sing alto in Hell's chorus
Mephistophisacriligeousexorcisodocious!
Um beetle beetle beetle um Beelzebub
Um beetle beetle beetle um Beelzebub
So when Lucifer has got your tongue
There's no need for dismay
Just pray a thousand rosaries
And it's all just washed away
But better pray 'em carefully
Or it may change your life
Otherwise it's a one-way trip
To Hades with your wife!
She's Mephistophisacriligeousexorcisodocious!
Mephistophisacriligeousexorcisodocious!
Mephistophisacriligeousexorcisodocious!
Mephistophisacriligeousexorcisodocious!

Makes me proud to be a protestant!

[Keith Russell]

Just for shits and giggles, you should print that out, drive out to Wittenburg, and nail it to the door of the church.

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[Ethelred Unraed]

In fact, I'll nail it to the door 95 times!

Cheers,

Ethelred

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[loucura!]

Mmmmm.... that's sacrelicious.

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[tomhudson]

Didn't you learn anything ? that's not sacreligious - that's Mephistophisacriligeousexorcisodocious!

Of course, it could ber worse - it could be lunanecrohominidacopratriskaphiliac (wanting to screw the shit out of dead people 13x every full moon) ... but I think Ethelred ^WSCOhas a patent on that already

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[Ethelred Unraed]

I have a patent on everything!

Er, except that.

Cheers,

Ethelred

Won!derfu:::l;

[Dyspunctic]

Tha.nk, !you -

Uhm...

[HokieSeas]

Oh dear.

Neat

[IamBMETammy]

However, when I read that entry I imagine the tone to be a little frantic indicating high levels of caffeine consumption.

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[Ethelred Unraed]

IhavenoideawhatyoumeanImeanstopIonlyhad643cupsof coffeeAnditwasn'tallintravenous

Whoa! Took a Valium!

Cheers,

Eth...el...*snore*

Thanks

[Arker]

That's the funniest thing I've read all week.

.Wav

[Stargoat]

We need a .wav of that so the rest of us can pronounce it.

This is Slashdot...

[Servo]

You mean you want an Ogg Vorbis encoded audio stream! Sheesh!

Roaming Catholics

[SolemnDragon]

It was just ryesterday i hit on the phrase "Roaming catholics" in a Sayers mystery, and for some reason thought immediately of you...

Well now . . .

[redhead-kitten]

Though it's not yet a deadly sin
They just forgot to tell us
If you do it oft enough
You'll sing alto in Hell's chorus

Funny . . . i already sing alto.

^_^

you spelled it wrong

[bechthros]

it's BEATLE. waaaay more satanic than beetle. ask anyone. [wayoflife.org]