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I bled a legion to the frag of a you knighted spates of a burkha. And two the re-bumble, for widget Stans, one Nathan, udder gob, inadmissible, with liver tea and just is for awl.

My name is Ethelred Unraed, and I approved this message.

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  • I am the one Nathan of which you spake. I aprove of this message as well.
  • Microsoft Word spellchecker again, haven't you? :-)
    • Microsoft Word spellchecker again, haven't you? :-)

      'ay spill chucker good ex plane IT...

      This reminded me of the old joke about the Apple Newton's handwriting wreckognition:

      Q: How many Newtons does it take to change a lightbulb?
      A: Foux! There to eat lemons, axe gravy soup.

  • ...not to drink and write JEs?

  • The most interesting stuff is always in the plain-text part of the dual HTML/plain-text emails. When you turn off HTML viewing in your mail client, all sorts of new worlds are opened to you.

    • That's what I thought too. Kinda similar to whatever spam I seem to receive. On a related note, ever notice the 419 scammers must use a similar translator?? There's no way someone writes and over-uses so many words in succession.
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      Date: Sat, 31 Jul 2004 04:46:21 -0900
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  • How about:

    One Nathan's

    I refer, of course, to that elixer of life, that mainstay of the supper-table, that gourmet treat, the Nathan's Hot Dog. Subtly and deliciously spiced, meaty, juicy, fragrant, the Nathan's outshines any other hot dog on Earth, even the Oscar Mayer.

    Truly one of our Nathan's proudest achievements.

    I salute you!

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