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Well, since ellem brought up the subject, I will provide this food for thought.

I'm working on my answer to the ID vs. Evolution debate, which I call Ethelred Theory...which states that all Creation was done in order to make way for the glory that is Ethelred.

Ya, I know, it needs work.

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ID vs. Evolution: The final answer

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  • Well. it fits, sort of (Score:3, Funny)

    by tomhudson ( 43916 ) <[moc.nosduh-arab ... [nosduh.arabrab]> on Monday October 17, 2005 @05:30PM (#13812304) Journal

    ID == id Software
    Id Software == Doom.
    Doom == weird shit happening.
    Weird shit happening == creatures from Mars.

    Yep, sounds about right fer ya! Even has a natural slogan: "Ethelred for Supreme Ruler - No More Illegal Aliens"

    Just that you won't mention that the "aliens" are those pesky/yummy humans, and that the book you're always carrrying around - "How to Serve Mankind" - is a cookbook, as well as a policy handbook.

    • Yes, I think you would be quite delectable in an oyster sauce, served with a Beaujolais Chénas and a side of Cheetos.

      /me pokes at tomhudon's ribs to see if he's fattened up yet

      Oh! Ha-ha-ha*, just joking there, my dear subjects-to-be!

      Cheers,

      Ethelred

      * - Imagine this to be a thinly hollow-sounding extremely forced evil laugh. Er, I mean, a jolly Santa-Clausy belly laugh.

      • Do you mean that fast food is all part of the inevitable alien gustatorial invasion?!?

        Hmmm, makes me rethink that whole "I'm loving it" jingle and wonder if the I wasn't really meant for me...

        Though changing BK to BEMD (Evil Martian Dictator) will make it a little harder to roll off the tongue.
  • Sounds like a damn fine theory to me. No need to tweak.
  • When I grow up and become a creator I will make different species truly original. Skin and dissect any random mammal and you can pretty much make your way around it without getting lost. Where's the fun in that?
  • There was a great MadTV episode where the spokeperson for NASA declares that they have untangled the universe, and understand everything about it. Turns out that the whole Universe was designed for her. She proves it by closing her eyes and making the audience "disappear." Sooooo... as long as I'm a figment of your imagination, you think you could kick down some lottery winnings? If you come through I gaurantee you'll get my vote for Supreme Dictator for Life;-)
    • Sooooo... as long as I'm a figment of your imagination, you think you could kick down some lottery winnings? If you come through I gaurantee you'll get my vote for Supreme Dictator for Life;-)

      Well, I'll give you a hint. Next week's Powerball numbers will all be between 1 and 55.

      Cheers,

      Ethelred

  • Evil: God isn't interested in technology. He cares nothing for the microchip or the silicon revolution. Look how he spends his time, forty-three species of parrots! Nipples for men!
    Robert: Slugs.
    Evil: Slugs! HE created slugs! They can't hear. They can't speak. They can't operate machinery. Are we not in the hands of a lunatic?

    Evil: If I were creating the world I wouldn't mess about with butterflies and daffodils. I would have started with lasers, eight o'clock, Day One!
    [zaps one of his minions accidentally,
  • all Creation was done in order to make way for the glory that is Ethelred
    By whom?
  • Where do the ninja's come in?
  • That's not Ethelredution. That's the Ethelredic Principle [wikipedia.org].

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