Won't this just leave me with a broken spirit gaming the system while working for a know-nothing boss who makes ridiculous requests and sets impossible deadlines in a dead-end job?

I can't imagine anything more casual than what you describe...

Oh come on, MTV and VH1 haven't been about music in at least a decade...

More to the point, how many 11 year olds know who Right Said Fred is?

If you're not passing, you shouldn't be in the left lane, period. I don't care if you're doing 50 or 80 MPH, the left lane is for passing! It's people like you that fuck up good traffic flow.

*eats sandwhich* Oh no! I'm ruined!

No kidding. If a girl doesn't want to have sex, she shouldn't have sex. If a guy forces himself on her, that's rape. If she does it even though she doesn't want to, she's weak willed and the guy might be an asshole, but that does not constitute a crime.

But that's hard! I should be able to let the TV and video games raise my kids and use the courts to fill the gaps with ridiculous litigation!

This is not hacking any more than someone walking up to you on the street, asking you for your keys, then taking your car for a joyride is theft. Sure, you may not want the person driving your car, but then, why did you give them your keys? It's the same concept here, your public information is just that and anything else, you need to give the person permission to see. If said person ends up being a government agent and you get nailed, maybe you should have taken the friend request under more careful consideration.

I thought sysadmins were forged from the fires of Mount Doom?

Or, for those of us who've run out of tinfoil, maybe it just happens that they haven't hammered out the details. That seems far less likely than the marketspeak angle though, huh?

^ Chuck Norris must have gotten to him

Sadly, he's been diagnosed with acute Mondays. It's terminal...

You either need to divide by zero or dereference a null pointer inside it.

No pun intended? Really? Its like saying, "with all due respect". You can say it, but I see right through your little farce!