Is this a test about how fast we can get kids to masturbate?

There should be an award ceremony for those who pre purchased "Duke Nukem (takes) forever (to come out)." List off all the names at a huge banquet or something! :D

To be honest, some of that stuff is creepy, but his written documents? That's cool, if i could get my hands on them that would be sweet. I love psychology of crazy humans. It's something very intriguing and interesting. Knowing how they function. I'm guessing people like me would buy such documents, and use it to identify other people who might try to do something similar. It is pretty freaky that they are selling his birth certificate

MAC! wait, what?

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you." I'll be watchhttp://ask.slashdot.org/story/11/05/21/0114235/Ask-Slashdot-What-To-Do-When-the-Rapture-Comes#ing Pulp Fiction, thanks for asking.

Just goes to show you, you cannot break a piece of crap.

StarCraft - Portal 2 - Half Life 2 Episode 2 - Twilight Princess - Allan Wake - TF2 Screw me.

Does this mean we are going to be abducted by iranians tractor beams? The thought scares me. I like my cows... If they have flying saucer technology, then they *should* have tractor beam technology right? (beam me up, scotty)

This man obviously loves his work more than the money it pays. This man is quite the Philosipher if'n you ask me. I mean, who would ask for a new, better cracked version? Bad business management, great philosophy.

Horror records, we make dead people into records, for the people who are still alive. I am playing on your record player and im... still alive.