Used in this way, the word "artificial" refers to the origin of the intelligence, not the intelligence itself. In essence, generally speaking, if something sounds silly by one interpretation, you should probably consider another one...

I have six clocks! I'm the time master!

That was the League of Nations, not the UN...

Depends on what part of Texas you're talking about. Here in West Texas, you can find some pretty epic capsaicin concentrations... I also suggest you visit Louisiana...

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Link to goatse and get moderated +5

I dunno... Just in case... http://sovietrussia.org/f/src/tetoris.swf

Ooh, I completely failed to read that. Again. Maybe it's time for a new strategy?

Didn't you hear? Slashdot is home of the...Tasmanian Devil?

Let me know the next time you fly in an X-15, I wanna come along...

Clearly you've missed out on Bethesda's previous titles, and haven't experienced the true freedom that is Tamriel...

Did Anyone else notice that the photo in TFA is credited to Simon Garfinkel? Poor bastard.

Haven't you heard? Everyone in prison is innocent!

I'm fond of http://unitednuclear.com/

The media has no constitutional duty, it never has and it never should. If people on any media want to entertain instead of providing unbiased coverage of all of the facts, that's their right as much as anything.

It's only a violation of Godwin's law if he didn't invoke Hitler's name.