They're not responsible either! It's Em's journal... Anyways, that line is understandable in the front-page stories, but in journals it really looks awkward.
Hmm. I'm an enigma, shrouded in mystery, wrapped in a warm flour tortilla. Yummy!
I would have thought you were rolled in rice and seaweed, sprinkled with sesame seeds and fish eggs, and smelling a little fishy, but maybe that's just because I had sushi for lunch today.
Hugs are better than drugs, but nobody loves me so I'll smoke some crack. I can't turn to my family, 'cause you say family values are what they lack. You don't want me to hurt myself, so you take my only source of pleasure away. I can't get it anywhere, so I'll have to hurt myself a more pleasant way. I still get some hallucinatory effects each time I bash large bricks against my head. So if hugs are better than drugs, I guess I'm better off dead.
The man came up to me and said, "You un-American piece o
uh huh (Score:2)
And above the line? (Score:1)
Re:And above the line? (Score:1)
Or not.
Hmm. I'm an enigma, shrouded in mystery, wrapped in a warm flour tortilla. Yummy!
Re:And above the line? (Score:1)
You're making me hungry. I haven't eaten in 24hours... My fault for skipping breakfast and lunch.
Re:And above the line? (Score:2)
I would have thought you were rolled in rice and seaweed, sprinkled with sesame seeds and fish eggs, and smelling a little fishy, but maybe that's just because I had sushi for lunch today.
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Re:I am not responsible for the comments above (Score:1)
Not THAT line way up there next to that thing with the doohickeys?
OMGOMGOMGOMG!!!!
And We means the Royal We.
Yes, the King and I are the same person. Capeesh?
Re: (Score:2)
You know (Score:1)
Re:You know (Score:1)
What man!?!? What do I know?
For the love of God, stop keeping secrets from me!!!
Ahem. Please take the large stone and hit me with it.
Thanks.
Will a brick do instead of a stone? (Score:1)
The man came up to me and said, "You un-American piece o
Re:You know (Score:2)
He's insulting your intelligence. You'd have figured it out eventually... maybe.
Ahem. Please take the large stone and hit me with it.
THWACK! Done.
Aw crud. Now what do I do with 25lbs of gravel?
Re:You know (Score:1)
Intelli...(I can't make out the rest)
Intelli...vision?
Intelli...communication?
Intelli..comprehensible?
I don't get it.
I'll take responsibility! (Score:2)
Re:I'll take responsibility! (Score:1)
Now fetch daddy his red wig. It's time to get tribal on some moderators.
Re:I'll take responsibility! (Score:1)
Re:I'll take responsibility! (Score:1)
Hmm...
If you've never found a post you couldn't grip about, you might be an insensitive clod.
If you've ever whined about a lack of options, you might be an insensitive clod.
If you're a troll, and just like saying it, you might be an insensitive clod.
Ad naseum....
Re:I'll take responsibility! (Score:1)
I.C. Solidarity NOW!
And I don't think that the main page polls have enough options!
Re:I'll take responsibility! (Score:2)
Re:I'll take responsibility! (Score:2)
I'm about a year behind sluggy... need to catch up REALLY badly.
I'm just showing off... (Score:2)
my new sig line and wondering if anyone will get the reference.
Re:I'm just showing off... (Score:1)
River City Ransom [pair.com]
Thank Google, because I didn't know that on my own, but props for an obscure NES reference.