Em Emalb's Journal: Contrary to popular opinion life isn't a Gillette Commercial

Somedays you're the Champion.

Somedays you're the HMFIC.

Somedays you're the baddest dude alive.

Somedays you're unstoppable.

And somedays you're a suppository getting shoved up King Kong's butt, waiting for the giant ape to smear you all over his john wayne style toilet paper.*

Guess which I am today?

*John Wayne tp: rough, tough, don't take shit off nobody.

The HKKSIC?

[stoolpigeon]

Head King Kong Suppository In Charge?

Re:The HKKSIC?

[Em Emalb]

close, but no.

Tell him what he wins Charlie?

[Announcer voice]Stoolpigeon, congratulations! You've just won.....

A NEW CAR!!!! Yes! You astound your friends as you go from 0-60 in an astounding 14.3 seconds! They'll be amazed as you toodle around the city in relative obscurity! Woooo!

[/Announcer Voice]

Re:The HKKSIC?

[stoolpigeon]

Make it a minivan and i'll be pleased as punch.

(when I was a kid we just all rode willie nillie in the back of the grand torino- no seat belts- no car seats- the good ol' days.)

Em, dear

[bethanie]

You're my Champion *every* day.

*kissie kissie*

....Bethanie....

Some Days...

[Hirofyre]

Some days you're the windshield, some days you're the bug.

See also - Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.

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