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Journal Em Emalb's Journal: Poll: who really won? 25

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Who won:

A) the terrorists

B) the Government

C) the ultra-rich

D) Paris Hilton

E) Florida Marlins

F) Em Emalb

G) GMHowell (dat's right ya'll) sucks

H) Other

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Poll: who really won?

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  • Sauron won. After Gandalf the Grey died, Sauron disguised himself as Gandalf the White and conquered both the Undying Lands and Middle-Earth in the name of Melkor.

  • C. (Score:2)

    by memfree ( 227515 ) *
    I'm basing this on the amount of time spent covering Janet's breat, gay marriage, Mel Gibson, and all the other junk that has little world-changing impact. Even for the more 'hard news' items, the nightly news gives WAY more air time to politics and terrorism than to who benefits from what new legislation.
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  • No matter what happens or which side wins, it is still overbearing government controlled by a small portion of the population that wins.

  • C ) (Score:2)

    by trmj ( 579410 )
    Because even if they lose, they get to go to the bank and check their balance, and laugh evily to themselves at how much money they're not going to give me. :-p

    • I say "Ha!" They won't be laughing when the government starts printing money, and their bank accounts are worth nothing. They'll have to sell off the gold bricks from their mansions just so they can buy some hobo's meal. ;-)

      In Soviet Russia, the government always wins!

  • and don't you ever forget it.

  • The attention whore got all the attention she wanted, and now everyone knows she's a whore. I call that a win-win if I've ever seen one...
    • I'd have to go with you Jesus. She also has no talent or any visible sign of intelligence. The only things she has going for her are money and looking like she's easy. I'd call that luck!
  • Until DaytonCIM's crusade for gay marriage passes over the country, the answer can't be G.

    The obvious answer is D. God knows she won't be able to run the company, so being a low rent porn queen is a nice occupation to fall back on. It might also be the only things she has the ability to do. Hmm... thinking back on the video, she didn't even seem to be able to do that well.

    Nicole Ritchie (via MadTV or SNL, I think) "Why do I need to see another cow inseminated? I've already seen Paris' porn video."
  • Still successfully hiding their existence from the puny Earthling machines sent to survey Mars. Now you know why Beagle 2 was lost - it got too close to the truth! :-)
    • Nah. The government is seriously in on this.

      A serious of ultra/magik negotiations were held and information was disseminated to the leaders of all space programs. Certain areas have been cleared for landing and "exploration". The martion population is mostly based underground due to lossy atmosphere, but the previously popular landing zone (remember that a half dozen probes all failed during the 'critical burn' while without radio contact) was a major government and commercial center. Meanwhile, the ESC (E
  • New England won. Did Janet's breast put the spell on you?
  • Commentator: "When we last tuned in, the Guv'n'ment and the Terrorists had just turned on each other, having previously fought together against the Other. Since then, many things have changed. The Other have allied with the Guv'n'ment, Paris Hilton has been declared a Terrorist for having the name Paris (she applied for a name-changing operation, but the judges refused saying that Washington is not a good name for a lady, no matter how easy she might be). Hilton, previously a member of The Ultra Rich, has n

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