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Journal Em Emalb's Journal: and you call yourself civilized? (it's gross, ok?) 20

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We have a "mad shitter", as I like to call them, running around my building right now. Mr Mad Shitter has a problem. He is failing to achieve a horizontal position on the toilet before "unleashing the beast" if you will. Basically, Mr Mad Shitter is leaving his feces all over the toilet. The sides of the bowl, the top of the bowl itself, even under the damned toilet seat itself. (As in, if you lift the seat to take a leak, a smattering of semi-liquid crap stares you in the face. I had the unexpected priveledge of experiencing the under the seat stuff when I had to take a leak and the urinals were in use. Yuck.)

Apparently, Mr. Mad Shitter is doing this because of 2 reasons:

1) Can't control their bowels and drank a gallon of cheap tequila last night.

2) they get a cheap, perverse thrill out of this.

Why did I share this with you? Because, even though it's nasty as hell, I find humor in the fact that someone out there in my company is exploding daily. I am serious, they must be on a high fiber diet drinking nothing but water and tequila. Ouch.

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    • It is possible that they have a serious condition that causes them to do this...but somehow I don't think so.

      I would reckon based on how morale is around here it's meant to be a statement.

      However, the only people they are bothering are the poor people who get to clean the bathrooms.
    • We had someone with Crohn's in our office. The bathroom closest to him often suffered from various messes being left. After a while I think he realized he could just call the janitors and have them clean it up with nobody else the wiser.
  • If you find the same thing in the ladies' room?

    ....Bethanie....
    • i say yes for a few reasons. first of all women are always complaining about nasty bathrooms. with so many complaints one would think they'd take more care. my other reason is because as women we don't have urinals. whether we have to do #1, 2, or 3 we still have to use a stall. there is nothing worst then having to take a quick wiz and all the stalls have a mess in them. YUCK!

    • Sadly I've dealt with much worse.

      Its amazing some of the things you get to deal with when working as an aide in a nursing home or as a janitor.

      I've even managed to have a few similar episodes. Fortunately most of those that involved things coming out of both ends at once have happened at home. The couple of times I've had such incidents in public I've mostly managed to avoid getting any of the resulting mess on my clothes.

      The two most embarrassing incidents were at a family reunion and another at work. A
  • When I was in college, we had a similar problem in my fraternity. The problem went away after a few years, but it occurred over several years so that it wasn't possible to be just 1 guy. We often called him "The evil midnight shitter ... he who shits at midnight!" (all due respects to The Tick cartoon). All you need to do is find who in your building went to Penn State in the mid to late 90s and you'll have your answer. I know there is quite a conglomeration of PSU grads in Atlanta, so it's not that inc
  • Back when I worked at McD's, we had a problem with a "customer" who must've thought he was a monkey or something...on more than one occasion, he threw poo up onto the ceiling. :-P Cleaning up a mess like that is a task you wouldn't wish on your worst enemy.
  • At one client site where I was doing some work, there was a guy who would never flush the toilet. We had a fair idea who it was, but no-one was ever able to prove it. When the suspect quit, the problem went away.
  • Everytime I read something like this it brings back horrible, horrible memories. In high school I worked for a movie theater, and one of my duties was (surprise) cleaning up the bathrooms. On more than one occasion I had to deal with similar disasters.

    Now of course I realize the $5.15 an hour they were paying wasn't nearly enough for what the job entailed, but free movies, popcorn and soda nearly made up for it. Nearly.

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