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  • why thank you.

    i know you are but what am i?

    i'm rubber and yer glue what ever you say bounces of me and sticks to you.

    sticks and stones may break my bones but names will never hurt me

    um, what else... i think that pretty much covers it.

    oh yeah, i think you may be right though :-D

  • Well you're ugly and you smell bad.
  • who'd have thought.
  • ...so what else is new?
  • what you eat.

    The time I realized most clearly that I was a geek was senior year of high school, having lunch at the mall with a couple of friends, talking about where we were planning on going to college. One guy said he was considering University of New Mexico (or somewhere out west) and that they had a great archeology department and I replied, "Well that's exciting, you can watch Carbo-14 decay." And all 4 of us at the table laughed out loud.

    There we were, in the middle of the mall laughing about Carbo

  • If I was a geek [m-w.com] would I know about cool websites like this [geek.com], this [joereiss.net], or this? [penny-arcade.com]. Hah. Anyhow, I don't do circus acts, so I must be geek-free. To prove my non-geekiness, here is my geek code.

    -----BEGIN GEEK CODE BLOCK----- Version: 3.1 GCS/MU d(--) s++:- a-- C++++()$ UL+++ P++$ L++ E W++ N(++) o? !K w++++$>--- !O M(+) V? PS+ PE-- Y+ PGP t+ 5 X+ R tv+ b+>+++ DI+ D++ G e++>+++ h---- r+++ y+++(++++)>+++++ ------END GEEK CODE BLOCK------
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  • You can go puff the purple dragon you shit-guzzling fucktard!

    And, Em, yer a geek too. Now, Gmhowell, he's more of the dork persuasion. ;)
  • So I guess Em reads /. to for the up-to-date sports news?
  • by Surak ( 18578 ) *
    Just don't tell anyone. 'k?

    Slashdot requires you to wait 20 seconds between hitting 'reply' and submitting a comment.

    It's been 17 seconds since you hit 'reply'!
  • From here: [reference.com] A carnival performer whose show consists of bizarre acts, such as biting the head off a live chicken.

    Are you stalking me, or how did you find out?

  • I resent being considered a geek. "Geek" is a derogatory name, an insult. Yes, my profession will be in computers and I use one all day, but I am not a geek. Computers are simply my hobby, much like how your hobby is [sports/art/music/drinking].

    I don't understand why slashdotters love calling themselves geeks so much. Maybe it's my age, but the term has such a negative connotation.

  • okay, maybe, just a bit...

    well, more of a nerd really

    I think I'll post this later...
  • Not only that, but I'm an old geek. Not old enough to have worked on anything more archaic than a 386, but archaic enough that I remember taking a trip in Kindergarten (I think it was kindergarten, may have been day care) to the University of South Carolina and watching them run punch cards through the computers that were as big as the room.

    Hi. My name is kshgoddess, and I'm a geek.
    • Not old enough to have worked on anything more archaic than a 386

      So what you're saying is that you're not very old at all then :-) The 386 was still many years away when I started. In fact, the original IBM PC hadn't even been released...

      • Compared to the kiddies around today, I'm old. :P You're ancient, but I'm old.
        • You say the nicest things :-)
        • Okay, so because I, like Tet, was around before the introduction of the IBM Personal Computer in 1981, *I'm* ancient too?

          Thanks! You're so nice! ;)

          • I was alive then, but my first computer experience was on a C64. Then an Apple II, then a IIe. I remember the IBM's with the dual 5 1/4 floppies; we used those in high school, in my "word processing" class, then in my "database" class. I'm terrible with model numbers.

            I just remember us all fighting over the machines that had hard drives. Sigh.

            I guess I didn't remember the 'early days' before I was actually working... I'm older than I thought!
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  • Yea? and?

    uoy era os
  • -----BEGIN GEEK CODE BLOCK----- Version: 3.1 GCS d- s+:+ a- C++++ ULS++++$ P+ L+++ E--- W++ N+ K- w O M V-- PS---(++++) PE(++) Y+ PGP t+ 5+ X+ R++(*) tv+ b+ DI++(+++) D++ G e h----(++)(*) r+++ m++++ -----END GEEK CODE BLOCK-----

If I set here and stare at nothing long enough, people might think I'm an engineer working on something. -- S.R. McElroy

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