If you would be interested in joining my cult, please let me know. Membership is free, and there is no religious afiliation.
I am just looking to brainwash a few individuals to do my bidding.
Let me know
saying you know the Great Em personally.
being able to proudly display on your t-shirts "Em for President".
Aforementioned secret cyber handshake.
Two tubes of slightly used K-Y jelly.
One decal saying I threw the poop!
3 patches for your motorcycle jacket and/or Levi jeans jacket.
this offer is too good to pass up folks!!!!