Em Emalb's Journal: poll

A) paper

B) rhinocerous

C) e-coli

D) Cream of Mushroom soup

E) phone book

F) wow, a poll that makes sense.

Anyone got any good stories from the weekend? I don't. :(

B)

[HokieSeas]

Rhinos...especially when mixed with babies [thinkgeek.com].

D: cream of mushroom soup

[Otter]

It's like 40 degrees in my office -- I'm shivering in a sweater.

C.

[turg]

e-coli

D)

[trmj]

Story from the weekend? Well, I've got one about dinner last night with blinder, but I'll just mention that it involved two midgets, a pack of chewing gum, and a horse farm in washington. He can explain the rest.

A) Paper (sort of)

[ellem]

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no @#%& way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically "wrap around" Rock, leaving it immobile? Why the hell cant paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody. A rock would tear that @#%& up in about 2 seconds. When I play rock/paper/scissors I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say "Oh @#%&, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.

Re:A) Paper (sort of)

[Lynduh]

OMG - this was so friggin funny.... you kill me. Which is probably because I always pick scissor and you always pick rock! I think next time I will pick sledgehammer!

E...

[Some Woman]

Phone book.

There's nothing you can't accomplish with a good phone book.

Stories? Well...homicidal idiots [desmoinesregister.com] are always a little sobering. That happened last week while I was on vacation at said lake. Takes quite a bit of speed to actually vault over another boat.

D) Cream of Mushroom soup

[Tet]

Well, it makes about as much sense as the rest of the poll.

My weekend? I was at the Bulldog Bash [bulldogbash.com]. It was getting too close to the European Finals for us to want to risk running the car. So instead, we were just doing demonstration fireups and stripdowns in the pits. As our regular driver was in Canada, I was deputised for the weekend. Yes, I've now sat in the hot seat of a 6500bhp dragster while it's been running on nitromethane. Now all I've got to do is get to the startline in the same position, and hur

I wish to complain

[Ethelred Unraed]

about the options.

Therefore I vote for the white space before this period --> .

Thank you.

Cheers,

Ethelred

H: Drama

[Planesdragon]

I have a bunch of college-attending and college-aged friends & freinds-of-friends here in the college-town of Albany NY. And most of them are either SCAdians, Medeivalists, or just plain ornery geeks. And almost all of them have a Livejournal account.

So, of course, there are regular cycles of round robin drama. Someone acts like a jerk. Other people tell them that they're jerks. And then the jerk-tellers get scolded in turn, often by the original jerk. (Think EMACS vs. Vi flamewars, but in real li