Spoiler phobic people amuse me. I didn't really need spoilers to tell me the way this was going to go.
But I'll try not to spoil it for people haven't seen this colossal mess yet.
Let's think - What's the bargain with the audience that Tom Baker proclaimed eons ago?
Does the Doctor always win? Check - unless it's cliffhanger to create FALSE JEOPARDY! That was why when you hid behind the sofa you knew not to be too scared because your HERO was on it. He'd save the day. Some kettle and as string, a screwdriver and loads of overconfidence. Sorted.
What did everyone know about the Meep who didn't live under a rock?
Doesn't everyone know that the Meep is bad from like how many years ago? 40 or more - so not a very original story for Russell to steal, er I mean, copy - er borrow... It's a total cop-out ripoff!
And WHAT saves the day? You knew it wouldn't really be the Doctor in an RTD story who is a straight white guy right?
Hmm, what could it be that saves the day in this one? The most preposterous character of all?
I HATED it. It was pandering at it's finest I'll give RTD that.
The new Rose is a terrible actor and the writing can't help but make it a wooden performance. She saves the day because - reasons that make NO SENSE WHATSOEVER!
I'll say something nice though. The new TARDIS interior is nice - RTD selling out to Disney brought in really big bucks this time. But this seems only a poke in the eye to all the white boys and white men that ever watched the show, following in the madness that Chibnall introduced. Timeless Child my tokus!
I think RTD and his woke and LGBTQ buds equate a straight white man now with Donald Trump as if none of us are remotely liberals who voted for them to get equal rights or the right to be married and so on. Like the show had a sexiset agenda of the worst streak from the start.
It's the "OUR TURN" -ism of outraged woke people and its just glaring. RTD was out of there in 2009 -he was done - on to bigger and better things! And surprise - no one wanted anything he turned out. He was a big flop without Doctor Who and he was barely anybody before it either.
How did we get here? In the PANIC of Chibnall making a mess of things, CRATERING the merchandise sales which the Beeb really had come to rely on for funding it, so they asked him RTD back in a panic and he took the BBC's money, created Bad Wolf and immediately sold half out to Disney for the payday he desperately needed. And when Doctor 15 flops, I think people will flee from watching it, then he sells the rest out and Disney has the show to reboot into something as stupid as another Willy Wonka movie and whatever they churn out will be even more terrible.
I already have nightmares of Timothée Chalamet as the First Disney+ Doctor...
Like a lot of fans, Doctor Who has been dead to me since 2017. Moffat was peak Doctor Who and the 11th and 12th Doctors remain my ultimate favorites.
It was nice to see David and Catherine and I look forward to seeing Bernard as Wilf one last time, but they really didn't need this did they? I think it was a fun lark for them, so I hope they enjoyed it, but if Donna's last proper story back in the day was the last proper story I liked where they left the Noble family. I didn't need to see this really.
I went in skeptical that this would be good or all the things I thought would happen in it that were bad and they all came true... This sucked.