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... that the whole Earth ecosystem is just a long forgotten data backup by alien civilisation

... tells that this car range is more than 600km

That's gonna make a hell of a religious book about World creation ...

Nobody is forcing you to buy it

This was a direct aggression so they can invoke self defense. Don't mess with aliens

The guns used in Paris attack were illegal attack weapons imported from former Yugoslavia after the war. When you have a war running next door for several years, this can kind of things are bound to happen. The AK47 is quite popular with drug dealers, but it is mostly used against "competitors". Most Europeans don't have guns and the gun market is very regulated. We don't feel the need to have a gun in case somebody breaks in the house because it is unlikely he would have a gun anyway.

You have to tell people to not carry handguns in shops. In France we have sign to ask people to not come in swimwear (or topless) to the supermarket. Cultural difference I guess.

... for psychotherapists, psychoanalysts and all associated shrinks

Or the Slashdot moron filter is dead? This thing is just so wrong at so many levels that I cannot imagine this is not a joke.

... so worst ever is probably exaggerated here

étron in French is (slightly outdated) slang for "shit"

... now ! 'Cause this is the first thing everyone thought of, right ?

All these Chinese drones are able to survive shipping via regular mail carrier through half of the planet. Compared to that the stress of a rocket launch is nothing.

Are you allowed to have only two people running for president in the US and they get replaced only after they win or die ? I would expect someone else than Hillary showing up for next presidential run on the Democrat side