I'm surprised no one has mentioned David Cinege's Linux Router Project yet (LRP), as it would be ideal for this task.
It fits on a single floppy and will run like a champ on any Pentium class machine with 12-16MB of RAM. If your mobo has PCI slots, I would splurge on a couple of 3c905-TX (one of WAN, one for LAN, rock solid 2.0.36 module) and you're all set! I even run the Junkbuster proxy on mine.
To me, it looks like someone is shaking their shiny metal ass at the rover
Given you are so confident in your understanding of 9/11, what is your explanation for the collapse of building 7, and the manner in which it happened?
Dumb luck?
Reminds me of the Espresso PC. A very niche design at the time, but let's see if 2015 will be the year of the slabputer (or whatever you want to call this thing).
No? Fuck of my lawn...
The top comments on alterslash are all about the beta, so I had to check it out too...
To be honest, I'm glad I jumped the ship 10-11 years ago.
Quick alterslash fix in the morning while drinking my coffee and I'm done.
> I'm not aware that carrots are fond of 5cm of standing water throughout the growing season.
You probably could engineer carrots to do just that!
> The original Windows NT (3.51?) was a pretty good OS.
I don't disagree, but there were at least a couple of versions of NT before that. Namely (that I remember of) 3.5 and 3.1 before, which I was using around 94-95.
Good to hear you have things figured-out, even if it's just taking it easy for a while and watch your kids grow.
Best of luck, and thanks again for the good times.
... they even put up a video of a Ballerina dancing around a giant penis... I think at the time it was voted one of the "worse jobs in science" or something...
The lucky few who survived the bubble might still remember a webserver in a fly... back in 2001.
One good reason why computers can do more work than people is that they never have to stop and answer the phone.
