"If this theory holds up, these dinosaurs would be the only ones that made it to the Paleocene Age."

Nope, these are the only ones we have found evidence of surviving to the Paleocene Age so far. There may be others we don't know about yet.

I blame the photino birds.

"In America they have the imperial system. They wouldn't know what fuck a millimeter is. They call them "Eight hairs"."

As in "my girlfriend's Brazilian has a millimeter"?

The Cornish don't have their own parliament either - well, they do, in the form of the Stannary Parliament whose right to veto Westminster legislation is still extant, but central government simply refuses to accept it or even discuss it.

I remember reading about that from when I doing a PhD in Genetic Algorithms. I don't remember the reference, it might have been in: Goldberg, David E (1989), Genetic Algorithms in Search, Optimization and Machine Learning, Kluwer Academic Publishers, Boston, MA.

Instead of proving the existence of Dark Energy, perhaps what this finding really does is prove that our models are wrong.

I often wonder if we're looking in the wrong place for an explanation...flaws in our cosmology sound more plausible to me than weird forms of matter and energy.

I favour the name FLT.