Billions and Billions of dollars spent looking for a cure or vaccine for AIDS so that people can go around fucking random strangers in the ass without protection and without having to worry.
Babies who get HIV from breast milk are appalled at you sir, appalled. Infants. Appalled.
"On this Friday Morning in America, Consumers head to the malls. What they don't know is on this morning, we're secretly switched the security guards Oleoresin Capsicum spray canisters with dark sparkling Folgers Instant Crystals....Let's see, can these people tell the difference."
epic. simply epic
Nothing is more admirable than the fortitude with which millionaires tolerate the disadvantages of their wealth. -- Nero Wolfe