I cant wait until the only websites that an ISP will provide are the ones that bribe the ISP with enough money.

I see it now, the new internet, with 3 websites, facebook twitter and youtube!

my good friend works for a patent lawyer revising his clients' submissions to the patent office.
He says that a patent usually gets rejected 10 or so times before it is accepted.

The office will likely tell you that there is already a similar existing patent or that you have not proven its uniqueness thoroughly. Each visit to your lawyer costs big mulah I assume