I never really liked laptops, ever. My late father had an Osborne 1, when he was working for IBM. Other then that I have two old, mediocre laptops for the kids to do what they want. I'd rather have my smartphone then a laptop anyways.
I have downloaded about 14,000 songs (in the past 8 or so years) I have not paid for..And I will not pay for them, illegal or not. The RIAA and MPAA are two vastly and overtly overpowered corporations like Uncle Sam themselves, so screw 'em.
If I do not hear the cow moo while it is being grilled it isn't rare enough. Other then that, I prefer a huge bowl of Fruity Pebbles or Lucky Charms......
Before I die on the job , I will quit, unless when I am training someone on how to use Citrix, and they ask where the fuckin Tab key is, then I will get a coronary, or my head explodes like in the movie Scanners.....or go ballistic and start shooting.. yeah I am insensitive:)