When Vulcans find out, that humans developed warp drive.

Totally for got the memory though. My current build has 32gb.

Would a low mileage, pristine S30 280Z count as a toy??

* Cries* :( . Time to reminisce when I had Prodigy two decades ago....

For punching my supervisor in the head..friggin bastards!

I never really liked laptops, ever. My late father had an Osborne 1, when he was working for IBM. Other then that I have two old, mediocre laptops for the kids to do what they want. I'd rather have my smartphone then a laptop anyways.

Next Year, lets hold a Bonnaroo LAN convention at at masterwits home :) I will supply the cabbage....

I have downloaded about 14,000 songs (in the past 8 or so years) I have not paid for..And I will not pay for them, illegal or not. The RIAA and MPAA are two vastly and overtly overpowered corporations like Uncle Sam themselves, so screw 'em.

If I do not hear the cow moo while it is being grilled it isn't rare enough. Other then that, I prefer a huge bowl of Fruity Pebbles or Lucky Charms......

Before I die on the job , I will quit, unless when I am training someone on how to use Citrix, and they ask where the fuckin Tab key is, then I will get a coronary, or my head explodes like in the movie Scanners.....or go ballistic and start shooting.. yeah I am insensitive :)

I still have my original IBM 5150 keyboard, though its at my mothers garage in Texas collecting dust.

I still have my old Wolf 3-D and Doom 95 games on 3.5, and they still work, unlike some of my first games I bought on CD.

Only time when I have an out of body experience is when after a few shrooms and and a few hits of White Widow and trying to drive....