All that Kafka will have made you an expert at feeling sorry for yourself.

If this discussion is any indicator, it's devolution that's accelerating.

My monitor won't seem to fold.

What are you doing with my mirror?!

Apparently, the device only starts recording when it's damaged.

by keeping him from eating McDonald's.

Only he didn't threaten or incite anything.

"If the judiciary doesn’t give us our rights, nobody should be surprised if militant groups appear and conduct a series of assassinations because there is no law and there is no judiciary,” Mahfouz wrote on Facebook, according to the official Middle East News Agency (MENA). Another translation (from Arabic) reads: “If justice is not achieved and the justice system fails us, no-one should feel upset or surprised if armed gangs emerge to carry out assassinations. As long as there is no law and there is no justice, anything can happen, and nobody should be upset.”

You're assuming that the abilities that make for a good cosmologist are the same as those of a good climatologist, politician, or genetic/agricultural engineer. They're not.

Smart kid. I guess it would depend on whether all the bubbleverses were contained in a limited space or if they had room for effortless expansion. Kind of like dropping a mentos into a soda bottle.

You've now proven you know nothing about physics, economics, or American history. That's quite an accomplishment for one thread.

The real question is which browser users are evolutionarily superior. I.e. which browser gets you laid?

does it run crysis?

In Soviet Russia, humor has YOU!

Because we'll discover that global warming is the cure for cancer

Wait, you're harvesting their organs? Stay away from Boulder, people!