If they are old enough to have sex with, then they should be old enough to be on social media so you can find them to have sex with them!

That's why I always kept a backup floppy pinned to the fridge with a magnet...

Multiple local copies, preferably one at each different site. My real problem with cloud data storage is I don't trust networks. I started out as a network software engineer in '83. I don't trust networks 'cause I know the software for them was written by idiots like me...

You trusted a cloud service provider to back up all your data forever???

Is it still "chickening out" if he changes his mind after receiving a sake full of cash? Sounds more like "mission accomplished" to me...

They cleverly hid the operation in the basement of a pizza place that didn't have a basement, because obviously nobody would look there!

You misspelled "whining"...

Donny doesn't issue orders to make Americans safer. He issues orders to solicit bribes.

Some of the Ukrainian drones are using AI to identify targets. Seems like it would be too slow for missiles, but whatever...

"If anybody has any better ideas, I'm all ears." ---- Ross Perot, Presidential Candidate in 1992

Good point... couldn't we test on lawyers instead? How about politicians?

Get back to me when you can grow a HUGE replacement organ! Uh... for a friend, not myself. No, really!

I mean, anything is possible, right?

Try putting that stock all up for sale at once and see how much you get for it! It's like calling Musk a trillionaire, when in reality if he liquidated his assets he'd barely get $100 million.

What... you want me to actually read a book MYSELF?!?

Don't tell her, but she really has been somewhat of a dispointment. She got mad at me the other day when I reminded her my adopted daughter has already had her second son, accusing me of comparing her to her older sister. Fact is, they are 25 and 33, and neither one of them has finished college yet, so...