Ohhhh boy, Uncle Tom Obama. Hahaha I think you might mean Uncle Sam, though your current usage is incredibly hilarious

Speak for yourself. I'm not American, yet I find this case quite fascinating.

Incorrect. There was an INVALID warrant for his arrest. He specifically carried around the paper showing that the warrant was quashed, as he had been arrested multiple times previously for the same thing.

Not so fast, friend. We've had the very same policy for many years. Every prisoner who enters a jail is strip searched, regardless of the crime or potential length of stay.

For the most part, a minor crime doesn't result in you going to a proper jail, as you'll either be released on your own recognizance or held at the police station overnight to await your bail/show cause hearing the next day. If you do make it to a proper jail, however, you will be strip searched regardless of your offense or length of stay.

IANAL, but I have unfortunately had first-hand experience.

You're really unaware of the oil-specific subsidies that have recently been debated in Congress?

Educate yourself, my friend

Interestingly, it seems that only some automakers had that idea. My 2001 Sunfire has moulded hand grips at 10 and 2, which I find rather inconvenient as I have to consciously avoid using them and keep my hands lower

Considering Battle.net has been running for over 15 years, I don't think Blizzard is really the company from which you'd expect such a thing

You sure about that?

You might want to read this wiki article on Theft by finding.

secede...succeed +1 unintentionally hilarious

For somebody who lives in Australia, you sure are ignorant of your own situation.

Despite living in a country with an abundance of sun, about 30 per cent of Australians are thought to be vitamin D deficient by the end of summer. The figure rises to 40 per cent by winter's end in the southern states."

Taken from this source

"cower in my shadow some more you pathetic feeb" I believe that about sums it up

I could be wrong, but I suspect that they didn't need his permission, as it was a state-owned vehicle, and the state has granted permission

Alexander Peter Kowalski! Alexander Peter Kowalski! Alexander Peter Kowalski!

That oughta do it

Yes, but it fell victim to the wave of anti-French sentiment in America around the start of the Iraq war, much like how some Americans started called french fries `freedom fries`