I'd rather entrust my safety at sea to someone who's out there because they want to be there and volunteered to go out there than someone who's only doing it half-assed because they're fed up with the crappy paycheque they get each month. If you catch my...drift.

Wow, I'm so glad I don't live on your planet.. I think I'll go out right now and do something irrational like fall in love or consider the lilies of the field, just to wind you up.

"Nerf should be fine as long as it's obvious that it IS a Nerf weapon."

Elsewhere in this thread, someone's pointed out criminals painting the tips of their gun barrels orange so they look more like Airsoft guns.

And you can buy gun paint, not just in camouflage, but in a variety of bright flashy colours, to make The Real Thing(tm) look like more like a Nerf gun.

When Bloomberg tried to ban the sale of these paints in NYC, the company making them brought out a special line named for him. Who needs a bright pink pistol? According to the company director 'Women like to accessorize their firearms'. Lovely.