Second, there is no presumption of innocence in our Constitution.

The words "presumption of innocence" are not in the U.S. constitution, but it does guarantee "due process" in the fifth amendment.

Also, there's "reasonable doubt" in the US constitution, and in 1895 the Supreme Courst of the United States estabilished (Coffin v. United States) that "reasonable doubt" implies the presumption of innocence.

I mean, seriously, who doesn't like those shiny boxes with the manual, maps and stuff like that? And having the original packaging even many years later? We're talking about some serious bragging rights here.

Well, for starters, here in the UK you cannot have ADSL without a landline subscription, so it's kind of unavoidable to have one if you want to have broadband and don't fancy the local cable monopoly.

... as long as there is a crowbar at hand at the LHC.

Due to the client-side script nature of JavaScript, I am struggling to be able to imagine a situation where it makes sense to release jQuery or any other JavaScript web library as closed source.