Dr Tall's Journal: Person sells nothing on eBay

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Your mom

[Stinky_ogre]

WOO HOO! Sounds like a good idea to me. Why shouldn't people sell nothing?

Re:Your mom

[Dr Tall]

Well you can't sell nothing if you have no nothing to sell.

BWA HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH

[Stinky_ogre]

If you have nothing to sell, then you could sell that nothing. The only time you couldn't sell nothing is if you have something for sale. Of course, if you are selling nothing, then that's something, meaning that you can't be selling nothing, but then you can't be selling nothing... AAAARRRRGHHHH!!!!!

I would, but....

[OrthodonticJake]

So if I sold some nothing, exactly how would they know when the nothing arrived? I want you all to know that I have plenty of *high quality* nothing in stock, so if you're interested... price on request only.