Comment Wait, so You Were in the POG? (Score 0, Troll) 984
You were in an HQ unit, not a line unit. I don't put half as much credibility behind what you just said because you cited your Pencil Operations Group status.
I've never been canoeing before, but I imagine there must be just a few simple heuristics you have to remember... Yes, don't fall out, and don't hit rocks.
