If you seen one dumpster fire, you seen them all.

I thought Amazon did a good job with Robert Jordan's "The Wheel of Time" series, which was a more sprawling affair than Tolkien's collective work. The first season was the first book with some elements added in from the other books. The second season starts later this year.

Very few people are "really dialed in on J.R.R.'s fantasy world." That's why Peter Jackson and Amazon could take artistic liberties with the source material. The people who are "really dialed in" are the ones who bitch the loudest.

If a turkey vulture takes a dump at the crosswalk light, the poop splat is also impressive. Especially when it lands less than two feet from you.

You mean women who read romance fiction? I'm sure a few do.

Big pipes like this are for allowing multiple devices to operate simultaneously. I had to break the bad news to a friend that he was paying extra for extra bandwidth that he would never be able to use on a single device.

I was a terrible 8-bit programmer as a kid. I didn't understand programming until I took algebra in college. Everything fell into place after that.

You need five years of experience in a space technology that came out six months ago.

I thought the memo said Perl was extinct.

That's why "Jaws" was shown on IMAX screens.

New stories don't have established fan bases that can be milk dry by a megacorp.

I saw Jaws in IMAX last night. Only a dozen people scattered around a large theater. That's typical for the movies I've seen this summer.

I dropped business cards for fishbowl contests at conventions. When they call me, I ask what prize did I win. They're always annoyed that I wanted a prize than to do business with them.

Electric rates are at their highest between 4PM and 9PM. Most people charge their EVs overnight for cheaper rates.

I had all four shots to date. Except for my appendix developing a mind of its own, everything is fine and dandy.