Comment Re:OK, there's only one way to solve this ... (Score 1) 372
" In order to speed up the Earth you would have to use a rocket or some kind of cannon which is capable of flinging material *clear off* Earth's surface, never to return.
Like a fart?
"Even then, the amount of energy contained in the rotation of the Earth is *astonishingly huge*. It's doubtful we'll ever come up with anything that could make even the slightest impact on it. "
Hee! Hee!
*astonishingly huge* my ass!
Bring on the microwave burritos and a convention of slashdot geeks!
POOOOOT!!!
problem solved.
Like a fart?
"Even then, the amount of energy contained in the rotation of the Earth is *astonishingly huge*. It's doubtful we'll ever come up with anything that could make even the slightest impact on it. "
Hee! Hee!
*astonishingly huge* my ass!
Bring on the microwave burritos and a convention of slashdot geeks!
POOOOOT!!!
problem solved.
