I tend not to trust anyone who does any "whistleblowing" on Keith Olbermann. I think Keith is just looking for something to make him look persecuted.

Zambians have been using their own bodily wastes to power their hallucinations for years! http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/406067.stm

At least no one has spammed "Row Row Fight the Power" yet.

Wow. That sucks dicks.

Just a little thought here: Whatever phone Barack Obama does use is going to rake in a lot of money. I live in Manhattan, and every day on the path between the S train and the 4,5,6 line, there are old black women selling signs and calendars that say "BARACK OBAMA-THE PROPHECY FULFILLED." Black people look up to this guy as much as they looked up to Shaft. So as much as I hate to say it, it does matter what kind of phone Barack Obama uses. As a side note: I really hope that if he does use a Blackberry, they disable Brickbreaker. I don't want him playing games during his briefings and meetings on foreign policy issues.

As an active member of the internet generation, I have to say that the internet has done a lot to screw me up, mostly because I found 4chan early.

"I work in IT, and my boss just told me I can't play WoW at my job!" Sure, a lot of people abuse IT guys, but IT guys can also be some of the most obnoxious douchebags in the world. I've had IT guys refuse to give me the WEP Key to my school server because they were literally playing Warcraft. I'm sure IT guys get a lot of shit, but a lot of times there are just really douchey, obnoxious IT guys.

I love how he said, "celebrities such as Britney Spears and Barack Obama". Doesn't that just bring you back to the days of the McCain campaign calling Barack a celebrity like Paris Hilton?

Soon after this announcement, several pro-mac Buddhist Monks set themselves in fire in protest.

To everyone surprised by the DRM-Free thing-You have to upgrade your libraries to make it DRM, costing 30 cents a song. That means iTunes will be raking in a shitload of cash as people convert their libraries.

Santa-Flavored Zerg Rush!

anyone remember when this came out last year? http://en.rian.ru/russia/20070530/66362712.html

I wish porn developers would embrace this technology more.

Seriously, lamest first post ever. Some warehouse in New Zealand was just smitten SimCity style by a meteorite. Appreciate the epic-ness of the event.