Don't try to reason with the morons. It won't be long until China launches the full fury of the Small Dong!

They will charge us to extract our precious bodily fluids. They'll get a surprise from this Dong.

Well, when you are a conceived in shot, swim in shit, are born in shit, breathe shit, drink shit, eat shit, grow up in shit, bully people to prove how big a shit you are, then go on to get elected shit...Send in the Chinese Small Dong!

The Small Dong rises! Kim Jong Un uses his flaccid chode ineffectively against their wayward brothers to the south. But China's Small Dong has been erected and is violating the capitalist South Korean devils though numerous back doors. After China gets established in the Western hemisphere, the imperialistic Americans will be forced to their knees!

Chairman Xi is proud to announce that work on the Nano Dong has begun. This is actually an upgrade to the Small Dong because it uses NVIDIA quantum GPU chips to enhance its functionality. Through use of the Nano Dong, our greatest accomplishment ever, the People's Republic of China will be able to penetrate the networks of Western imperialists through all of their hidden back doors. We have created so-called Ranger units to probe the back doors of America and inject our toxic payloads with impunity!

Send in the Dongs! Btw, did they screw up on the organization name? Shouldn't it be the Cyberspace Organization of China (COK)?

This is why you should always count on the Chinese Small Dong. We reliably rape you no matter the temperature!

I think Xi probably will be seeking a penis transplant pretty soon.

As Faderhead said: "Take your fuckin' meds, boy!"

Maybe the illegal aliens should just start selling themselves. Maybe if they would start to worry about hygiene and not putting fecal-laden toilet paper in the garbage they might turn a profit.

And the enshitification continues, now in hyperdrive. Our society is royally fucked.

What the literal fuck? The Chinese Small Dong has risen to new levels!

In North Korea we just follow our dong.

In China, we just eat the dog shit.

Well, had we said the same thing at this point in Biden's administration, we'd still be waiting. Biden basically took the Chinese Small Dong, enlarged the thing with steroids, and rammed it up all of our collective asses. As Harris was fellating Willie Brown, Biden was stumbling around in a demented state proclaiming his son's finger painting as the most revolutionary since Vincent van Gogh, and spending like a drunken sailor after drinking an entire barrel of cheap rum. Shut down the economy, lie about COVID, and generally be a dick while balancing the U.S. economy on a dildo up its ass while printing trillions of dollars in debt. Both sides suck, sir. Your side appears to suck more, but Trump has another 45 or so months to prove that wrong.