When has any program in Windows ever given a useful error message when it crashes? Certainty not even the OS does.

Samsung can display the Samsung Dong on the screen. Only to be taken over by the might of the Chinese Small Dong which will inevitably penetrate your refrigerator through the cloud and spray something communist over your food and then infect every IoT device on your LAN.

In other news, China's Xi "Mr. Shithole" Jinping has announced his plans to lay many tiny small dongs down throughout the solar system. It is hoped that China will be able to make its impressively tiny mark to herald human civilization on the map of the universe.

Tariffs?! You mean destroying the United States' economy! How dare you support Trump and Musk! Go firebomb some Teslas with Molotov cocktails already, for that will surely improve environmental awareness! No, no, this cannot be! We must outsource as much as possible! This will only increase prices while bringing us back to a self-sufficient economy! You fools! Oh, and that rare Earth mineral thing? Screw that! Send in the Dongs!

Me wants to channel 40 fucking amps down braided cable! Ho ho ho! Merry firestorm! And be, fuck Slashdot for blanket banning my CGNAT.

Sounds like Fox News. If you've for some reason been there lately, the entire thing is a bunch of fucking clickbait.

Well, that would be Slashsot. Of course, I do t think it has been truly touched by the Chinese Small Dong yet

I remember when I was using the 1x.1 versions. I think I might have used versions before that. But then I became a member of the CCP Small Dong! After that I adopted the philosophy of half-adding everything and delivering counterfeit products of dubious quality. All hail Xi!

And China flexes its Small Dong.

All hail the Chinese Small Dong!

Soon the Chinese Small Dong will rise to the occasion as it penetrates Taiwan.

That vacuous fuxk? Normally I'd say that my Dong could fill the cave but in this case... No. Just no.

We here in Communist china will support our comrades in Cuba! We will immediately begin sending tainted baby formula and lead-painted toys to Havana. Let it never be said that Xi does not support his allies! Now I need to piss in his egg drop soup.

Europe can never compete with the might of the Chinese Communist Party Small Dong! It is inconceivable! Soon the Dong will thrust into Europe as it has the American Imperialists! The Orange One's tariffs will not deter the POWER of the fully operational Small Dong! Rocket Man Kim Jun Un will soon have to amputate his flaccid chide as the useless appendage that it is!

Fear not, young ones! China is bringing the small Dong to a library near YOU!