This is why you should always count on the Chinese Small Dong. We reliably rape you no matter the temperature!

I think Xi probably will be seeking a penis transplant pretty soon.

As Faderhead said: "Take your fuckin' meds, boy!"

Maybe the illegal aliens should just start selling themselves. Maybe if they would start to worry about hygiene and not putting fecal-laden toilet paper in the garbage they might turn a profit.

And the enshitification continues, now in hyperdrive. Our society is royally fucked.

What the literal fuck? The Chinese Small Dong has risen to new levels!

In North Korea we just follow our dong.

In China, we just eat the dog shit.

Well, had we said the same thing at this point in Biden's administration, we'd still be waiting. Biden basically took the Chinese Small Dong, enlarged the thing with steroids, and rammed it up all of our collective asses. As Harris was fellating Willie Brown, Biden was stumbling around in a demented state proclaiming his son's finger painting as the most revolutionary since Vincent van Gogh, and spending like a drunken sailor after drinking an entire barrel of cheap rum. Shut down the economy, lie about COVID, and generally be a dick while balancing the U.S. economy on a dildo up its ass while printing trillions of dollars in debt. Both sides suck, sir. Your side appears to suck more, but Trump has another 45 or so months to prove that wrong.

Bam! Right back to the 1990s with Freeh's Clipper Dong!

My Dong of Considerable Size is not comfortable at 73.4-75.2F. I prefer 20.5556C.

When has any program in Windows ever given a useful error message when it crashes? Certainty not even the OS does.

Samsung can display the Samsung Dong on the screen. Only to be taken over by the might of the Chinese Small Dong which will inevitably penetrate your refrigerator through the cloud and spray something communist over your food and then infect every IoT device on your LAN.

In other news, China's Xi "Mr. Shithole" Jinping has announced his plans to lay many tiny small dongs down throughout the solar system. It is hoped that China will be able to make its impressively tiny mark to herald human civilization on the map of the universe.

Tariffs?! You mean destroying the United States' economy! How dare you support Trump and Musk! Go firebomb some Teslas with Molotov cocktails already, for that will surely improve environmental awareness! No, no, this cannot be! We must outsource as much as possible! This will only increase prices while bringing us back to a self-sufficient economy! You fools! Oh, and that rare Earth mineral thing? Screw that! Send in the Dongs!