In China, we just eat the dog shit.

Well, had we said the same thing at this point in Biden's administration, we'd still be waiting. Biden basically took the Chinese Small Dong, enlarged the thing with steroids, and rammed it up all of our collective asses. As Harris was fellating Willie Brown, Biden was stumbling around in a demented state proclaiming his son's finger painting as the most revolutionary since Vincent van Gogh, and spending like a drunken sailor after drinking an entire barrel of cheap rum. Shut down the economy, lie about COVID, and generally be a dick while balancing the U.S. economy on a dildo up its ass while printing trillions of dollars in debt. Both sides suck, sir. Your side appears to suck more, but Trump has another 45 or so months to prove that wrong.

Bam! Right back to the 1990s with Freeh's Clipper Dong!

My Dong of Considerable Size is not comfortable at 73.4-75.2F. I prefer 20.5556C.

When has any program in Windows ever given a useful error message when it crashes? Certainty not even the OS does.

Samsung can display the Samsung Dong on the screen. Only to be taken over by the might of the Chinese Small Dong which will inevitably penetrate your refrigerator through the cloud and spray something communist over your food and then infect every IoT device on your LAN.

In other news, China's Xi "Mr. Shithole" Jinping has announced his plans to lay many tiny small dongs down throughout the solar system. It is hoped that China will be able to make its impressively tiny mark to herald human civilization on the map of the universe.

Tariffs?! You mean destroying the United States' economy! How dare you support Trump and Musk! Go firebomb some Teslas with Molotov cocktails already, for that will surely improve environmental awareness! No, no, this cannot be! We must outsource as much as possible! This will only increase prices while bringing us back to a self-sufficient economy! You fools! Oh, and that rare Earth mineral thing? Screw that! Send in the Dongs!

Me wants to channel 40 fucking amps down braided cable! Ho ho ho! Merry firestorm! And be, fuck Slashdot for blanket banning my CGNAT.

Sounds like Fox News. If you've for some reason been there lately, the entire thing is a bunch of fucking clickbait.

Well, that would be Slashsot. Of course, I do t think it has been truly touched by the Chinese Small Dong yet

I remember when I was using the 1x.1 versions. I think I might have used versions before that. But then I became a member of the CCP Small Dong! After that I adopted the philosophy of half-adding everything and delivering counterfeit products of dubious quality. All hail Xi!

And China flexes its Small Dong.

All hail the Chinese Small Dong!

Soon the Chinese Small Dong will rise to the occasion as it penetrates Taiwan.