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Comment Re:faceboo cannot arrest, imprison, rape, kill (Score 1) 75

If only the NSA would let us join their social network we'd live in a safer world.

Good news! You can indeed join the NSA's social network. In fact you probably already have!

The NSA's PRISM social network works on practically any platform, on any device, even old landline phones! It integrates seamlessly with your email, SMS, and phone experience. PRISM auto-populates your contact list so there's no need to manually find and add your friends. Their strict privacy policy is the best in the industry — your personal data will never be sold or given to third party organizations or individuals, even you! Only the NSA and their direct partners have access to your information. To join, just pick up your phone and call someone, anyone!

Comment Trading OEM crap for Microsoft crap (Score 1) 474

I bought my current laptop from the Microsoft Store and it came with the Signature setup. It did have a very minimal set of third-party programs (mostly driver-related utilities), but Microsoft added a bunch of their Bing and Windows Live stuff. I suppose Microsoft doesn't think any of their own software is crap, but I'm sure Norton doesn't either.

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