I mean this literally... other than rocket scientists, who cares? Every decade or two, when it's time to launch a new rocket, I go to the rocket store, and I buy something that they have in stock, within my budget. I couldn't care if it had cracked turbine blades, uncracked turbine blades, or FairyDust turbine blades. A rocket is a rocket is a rocket.

I mean this literally... other than statistitians, who cares? Every decade or two, when it's time to do statistics, I go to the statistics store, and I statify that they have in stock, within my budget. I couldn't care if it was good, bad, or FairyDust statistics. A statistic is a statistic is a statistic.

Who cares? I mean this literally... other than car parkers, who cares? Every decade or two, when it's time to park a car, I go to the map store, and I buy something that they have in stock, within my budget. I couldn't care if it was a parking, traffic congestion, or FairyDust map. A map is a map is a map.

Who cares? I mean this literally... other than orange pussygrabbers, who cares? Every decade or two, when it's time to elect a new orange pussygrabber, I go to the polls, and I vote for someone that's running, within my budget. I couldn't care if it was orange, green, or a FairyDust pussygrabber. A pussygrabber is a pussygrabber is a pussygrabber.

Who cares? I mean this literally... other than ISPs, who cares? Every decade or two, when it's time to roll out broadband access to a municipality, I go to a municipality, and I deploy broadband access to someone who's there, within my budget. I couldn't care if it was DSL, fiber, or FairyDust powered. Boradband access is broadband access is broadband access.

Who cares? I mean this literally... other than rural coroners, who cares? Every decade or two, when it's time to cause death to rural Americans, I go to rural America, and I cause death to someone who's there, within my budget. I couldn't care if it was heart disease, cancer, or a FairyDust allergy. A cause of death is a cause of death is a cause of death.

I mean this literally... other than news salespeople, who cares? Every decade or two, when it's time to get new news, I go to the news store, and I buy something that they have in stock, within my budget. I couldn't care if it was fact-checked, not fact-checked, or FairyDust powered. News is news is news.

I mean this literally... other than moon salespeople, who cares? Every decade or two, when it's time to get a new moon, I go to the moon store, and I buy something that they have in stock, within my budget. I couldn't care if it was one moon, multiple moonlets, or made out of FairyDust. A moon is a moon is a moon.

I mean this literally... other than Windows 10 salespeople, who cares? Every decade or two, when it's time to get a new Windows, I go to the Windows store, and I buy something that they have in stock, within my budget. I couldn't care if it had mandatory driver updates, optional driver updates, or FairyDust driver updates. A Windows is a Windows is a Windows.

I mean this literally... other than bullet salespeople, who cares? Every decade or two, when it's time to get new bullets, I go to the bullet store, and I buy something that they have in stock, within my budget. I couldn't care if it was biodegradable, non-biodegradable, or made out of FairyDust. A bullet is a bullet is a bullet.

I mean this literally... other than bandwidth hogs, who cares? Every decade or two, when it's time to get a new wireless plan, I go to the wireless store, and I buy something that they have in stock, within my budget. I couldn't care if it was 200 GB, 500 GB, or FairyDust GB. A wireless plan is a wireless plan is a wireless plan.

I mean this literally... other than user thankers, who cares? Every decade or two, when it's time to thank a user, I go to the user cubicles, and I thank someone who is in their cubicle, within earshot of my voice. I couldn't care if it was security-related, fridge-courtesy-related, or FairyDust-related. A user is a user is a user.

I mean this literally... other than microbus salespeople, who cares? Every decade or two, when it's time to get a new microbus, I go to the microbus store, and I buy something that they have in stock, within my budget. I couldn't care if it was gasoline, electric, or FairyDust powered. A microbus is a microbus is a microbus.

I mean this literally... other than regulatory attorneys, who cares? Every decade or two, when it's time to arrest a corporate executive, I go to a corporate office, and I arrest someone who is in the office, within my jurisdiction. I couldn't care if it was an Executive VP, a Sr Executive VP, or a FairyDust VP. A corporate executive is a corporate executive is a corporate executive.

I mean this literally... other than data center salespeople, who cares? Every decade or two, when it's time to get a new data center, I go to the data center store, and I buy something that they have in stock, within my budget. I couldn't care if it was high-tech manufacturing, low-tech manufacturing, or FairyDust manufacturing. A data center is a data center is a data center.