Stupidity Runs Rampant (Score 1)

I clicked on the hyperlink to read the article, only to find that I had forgotten what I was going to do with the jumble of text before my eyes! After this problem surfaced, a landslide of technical problems arose. Where's the 'back' button on my browser? What's this 'Slashdot' website thing? Who am I? How did I get here? What day is it? Help me, for I am stupid! DocMarten 'The vastness of space and time, and I end up here?!'