Meant to put this in my first post. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Methuselah_(tree) Posting from mobile and it doesn't seem to want to create a link...sorry!

You asked where the 4 other oldest trees are...pretty sure the oldest is Methuselah in eastern California's Sierra Nevada range. Beyond that, not sure.

Write a piece of software that is used for music industry retailers and manufacturers that functions as both inventory management and point-of-sale. I know two companies who will pay for a license immediately! This is an area that has really two software solutions and they both suck tremendously.

I'm only partly joking, but see if you can find a niche market that could use some expertise, and start there. Being a high-value asset in a small market can reap huge returns.

Do like the guys with the crappy cars do to compensate...paint flames down its sides. Bonus: It'll also look FAST!