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Comment The anti-fnord? (Score 1) 271

by Dmitry Skylarov on Wednesday July 25, 2001 @10:45PM (#2193082) Attached to: The Sound of Safety?

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I am are Dmitry Skylarov and I are in jail of American KGB scum. They is are arrest Dmitry because Dmitry are breaking secret Adobe cryptograpy, ROT13. I am are master of cracking and I did getting around ROT13 with cracking skills of superior. I broke the DMCA law! Now I am trapped! In the jail! I do not want to rape anal! Please save Dmitry from large man with hard penis! Teh jail are scary place. Only computer is ugly lime green IMAC which are Dmitry use to post Slashdot. I only hope!! That teh Slashdot reader hear my cry and release Dmitry from the jail. I like pudding.
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