Comment Re:if they can't make them stop hallucinating (Score 1) 30

by DjangoShagnasty on Tuesday September 15, 2026 @07:33AM (#66338272) Attached to: ChatGPT-Using Lawyer Cited Its Fake Witnesses and Police Testimony in Court

>... what makes anyone think there's a way to come up with a kill switch? What makes you think any of its Super Smart™ answers are anything more than hallucination wrapped in sophistry?

Comment Re:Not an expert (Score 1) 87

by DjangoShagnasty on Thursday September 10, 2026 @09:17AM (#66332284) Attached to: Dark Energy Debunked? Cosmic Acceleration May Be an Illusion

> Even slashdotters? There are more things in Heaven and Earth, ZiggyZiggyZig, than are dreamt of in your philosophy

Comment Re:These companies need to bring charges (Score 1) 124

by DjangoShagnasty on Thursday September 10, 2026 @09:11AM (#66332276) Attached to: Anthropic Reveals Fourth Likely Crime Committed By Its AI

No body to gaol and no soul to damn.

Comment That's great! (Score 2) 17

by DjangoShagnasty on Wednesday September 09, 2026 @06:31AM (#66330194) Attached to: Meta Debuts Muse, Its Long-Planned Personal AI Agent

How do I turn it off?

Comment How much did it cost? (Score 1) 97

by DjangoShagnasty on Wednesday September 09, 2026 @06:27AM (#66330186) Attached to: OpenAI Says It Has Cracked One of Math's 'Millennium Problems'

Is there any actual return on investment?

Comment How will anyone tell? (Score 1) 39

by DjangoShagnasty on Sunday September 06, 2026 @06:20AM (#66325614) Attached to: To Promote Grand Theft Auto 6, Mayor Might Transform Miami into 'Vice City'

I mean I checked out streetview. It's pretty close already...

Comment I rarely use AI for anything, but... (Score 1) 118

by DjangoShagnasty on Saturday August 29, 2026 @07:31AM (#66312550) Attached to: Is ChatGPT Changing How You're Writing?

I have started using em-dashes just to mess with people.

Comment Don't forget the collapse at the experienced end. (Score 1) 64

by DjangoShagnasty on Wednesday August 26, 2026 @09:01AM (#66307668) Attached to: AI Is Hitting Entry-Level Jobs Hardest, Stanford Study Finds

No new workers, dumb framework clowns in the middle, and all the real devs aging out? Welcome to the Temu Skynet future!

Comment To the Virtue Signal! (Score 0) 209

by DjangoShagnasty on Tuesday August 18, 2026 @08:15AM (#66294410) Attached to: Solar Power and Batteries Have Been Keeping Europe's Grid Stable

Renewables are crap. End of. Nuclear FTW.

Comment Filter Country of Origin (Score 5, Interesting) 30

by DjangoShagnasty on Monday August 17, 2026 @09:35AM (#66292670) Attached to: Amazon's New User Agreement Seeks To Curb Class-action Suits

99% of Amazon's problems could be removed by allowing you to filter out certain countries of origin.

Comment Re:Why can't we simulate this (Score 1) 31

by DjangoShagnasty on Friday August 14, 2026 @09:16AM (#66288607) Attached to: UK Scientists To Grow Miniature Human Organs For Drug Testing

Simulation can only simulate what is known, modelled and quantified. When you're looking for out of scope or emergent interactions you cannot assume your model is correct. Re: Langton's Ant.

Comment Satellite TV used to be great back in the 90s (Score 1) 47

by DjangoShagnasty on Tuesday July 28, 2026 @08:05AM (#66260424) Attached to: Peacock to Be Included With YouTube Premium In Major Streaming Tie-Up

Then came the ads.

Comment What AI Bubble? (Score 1) 68

by DjangoShagnasty on Tuesday July 21, 2026 @07:41AM (#66249254) Attached to: China's New AI Model Halts New Subscriptions As Demand Swamps Capacity

Tick tock, motherfsckers.

Comment White Monkey Jobs (Score 1) 34

by DjangoShagnasty on Sunday July 19, 2026 @10:03AM (#66246204) Attached to: How Microsoft's 'Little Workaround' Created a Major Threat to America's Defense Department

It's been a thing in China for a while.

Comment No guardrail will work. (Score 1) 41

by DjangoShagnasty on Sunday June 21, 2026 @08:29AM (#66202556) Attached to: New Super PAC Aims to Rally Tech Workers to Help Limit AI: 'the Guardrails Alliance'

AI is self limiting. The problem is the idiots trying to implement hallucinations.