It's the stuff they don't mention that's hard, like checking my pockets, don't wash my shirts with the buttons unbuttoned or the jeans with the outside out
I had to look both of these up because I hadn't heard either before. Apparently washing your shirts with them buttoned is a bad idea. The motion happening to clothes inside the machine exerts force on buttoned clothes causing buttons to come undone, weaken, etc. If you know otherwise I'd like to hear.
Washing your jeans with them turned inside out is a good idea.
Two main reasons clothes are washed inside out:
1) Reduce fading.
Jeans and other clothes that contain dark dye that bleeds easily will not fade nearly as quickly if they are washed on cold and washed inside out.
2) Reduce pilling.
Most synthetic fabrics and those with synthetic blends are extremely prone to pilling. By turning the clothes inside out, you reduce friction to the outside surface of the clothes. In turn, the amount of pilling is greatly reduced.
You seem to be arguing that monogamy is a good thing, which it is not. A 50+% divorce rate proves this.
You could even add some drone carriers. Flying aircraft carriers were built by the Protoss in the Golden Age of Gaming. Consider what you could do if you gave such a design a nuclear power plant, expanded the size to Nimitz proportions, and replaced the planes entirely with more compact drones.
That is a possible vision of the future.
FTFY
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