I wonder if they are trying to prepare us for flying cars? Just like the computer mouse. You introduce new concepts slowly so that the next new technology is easier to grasp.
You could also try waiting till the domain expires and they have to renew and try to register it then before they do. That takes time and cunning skills.
.. but what happens if I Jason Smith am not a criminal and there happens to be a Jason Smith criminal out there that isn't me.
Also who in their right mind uses their real name on the internet? Just gives the goverment more knowledge where you are on the internet. ( I'm still stuck on Baker St on the internet).