So...basically...I have a Verizon monopoly because Comcast refuses to spend money on their network; the opposite of what most people have.
And I don't dare tell Verizon that, for my house, they are my only singular option for internet.
Next, the ISPs will develop a Raspberry PI device that can automatically do nothing in response to the flood of these automated tweets...and the cycle continues...
ISP's already have something that does this. It's called Customer Service.
Beware of the Turing Tar-pit in which everything is possible but nothing of interest is easy.